EPIGRAM XII 219 
 
Schoolmasters - Gods! - do you want paying too ?
   Ungrateful louts!  For why ?  You've got young boys
To gaze at, chat with, kiss when they meet you.
   It's better than gold coins to have such joys.
Whoever's got sweet lads - send them to me
   For kissing, and I'll do it for them free.

 
   (Anon, Ancient Greece)